Anonymous asked: When will you turn 11?
I’M NOT COMPLETELY SURE. THE FIRST TIME I TURNED TEN, I RAN DOWN THE STAIRS TO GREET MY MOTHER. I WAS SO EXCITED! DOUBLE DIGITS! THE NEXT YEAR I RAN DOWN AGAIN. ”OH. THIS IS AWKWARD,” MY MOTHER SAID TO ME. AGAIN ON THE CAKE: 10 CANDLES. 10 CANDLES EVERY YEAR. I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT MEASURES. IT IS NOT THE NUMBER OF TIMES I’VE BEEN AROUND THE SUN. IT ISN’T THE MOONS I’VE SEEN OR THE PLACES I’VE BEEN OR THE PEOPLE I’VE MET. IT ISN’T DAYS, WEEKS, MONTHS, OR COFFEE SPOONS. IT ISN’T HOW MANY TIMES I’VE RUN DOWN THE STAIRS TO COUNT THE CANDLES. IT IS JUST SOME NUMBER THAT FOLLOWS ME, AND I’VE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO NOT EVEN COUNTING ANYMORE. I JUST CLOSE MY EYES AND EXTINGUISH THE FLAMES TO A WISH THAT NEVER COMES TRUE.
-ASH AGE 10
7:59 pm • 18 January 2014 • 506 notes
Just a Game:
A 7 minute documentary about female gamers, and misogyny in the gaming community.
This could not have been made without the videos that were submitted, and without many wonderful articles written.
The aspect ratio is a little off unfortunately, but I hope you all still enjoy it, and can take something from it.
Warning for strong language use, mentions of rape, general dude-bro douche-baggery.
Please share and spread :)
you know I’m all for girl gamers and everything like they have every right to game. But let’s be honest they aren’t as good as guys and it’s a fact. when was the last time you saw a girl in a national tournament or anything of that sort? It just doesn’t happen so yes girls can game but their skill level will never be as good
OH man, you’re such a NICE GUY! So we’re allowed to play games, even though we should never expect to be as good as you wonderful strong men? WOW, thank you SO much for your permission!
Take a step back and have a look at what you just said. Thank you for being a shining example of everything wrong with the gaming community. Let girls play but they’re not as good as us. They never will be.
Biologically, there are NO advantages that men have over women that translate to gaming. None at all. But what DO men have going for them? Well for starters, their presence isn’t highly criticized from the moment they enter a tournament. Either she’s there because they want a token girl (she’s not a ‘real gamer’) or she hasn’t got a life, is ugly or fat right?
And if a guy joins a team I can bet you a lot of money HIS couch won’t spend their entire training session making him uncomfortable by trying to guess his bra size, or ask him to take his shirt off while focusing the webcam streaming the training session solely on his legs.
And heaven forbid women try to avoid this and dare to make an all female team. No, if they do that, they’re either being part of the problem (they won’t let guys play with them it’s unfair to us) or they’re doing it for attention (just because they have tits and play games they want us to watch). Either way, they’re fucked before they begin, because people like you have decided they shouldn’t be there.
The minute a woman starts trying to become an competitive gamer, the odds are stacked against her. It’s all by your terms, and your rules.
It’s not about skill levels, because the playing field isn’t level to begin with. We don’t want to be harassed, or belittled, or have to deal with ignorant people like you who assume that because you have a dick you’re going to be better than we will ever be before we’ve even started playing.
Guys are not always going to be better than girls at gaming. Guys are not better than girls at gaming now. They’ve just made sure it’s really fucking hard for a woman to reach a point where she can prove it in a way that you can’t pretend never happened.
Okay, I think its a bout time this bullshit stopped. Just fucking play games. Just FUCKING do it. There is no need to rally, there is no need to make your voice heard because, sadly, it will not make a difference. If anything it will only encourage asshats to be bigger asshats. This is not about men vs. women, this is about how most people who are serious about gaming are immature. I’ve been harassed by a female gamer, because I was a male, but I don’t give too fucks. You want to play vidya? Play then.
12:14 pm • 13 December 2013 • 19,954 notes
Anonymous asked: if josie jones were trying to make an announcement, she'd be josie megaphones
Who are you and why have I thought of this
7:57 pm • 3 December 2013
There’s a very broad appeal to ‘The Hobbit’ age wise. (X)
accuracy/10. i completely forgot he was in the hobbit until a few days ago
*IS THE FLIPPING HOBBIT.
There’s more than one hobbit you fucking uncultured swine.
(Source: thorinds, via eninsevil)
7:37 pm • 3 December 2013 • 36,116 notes
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
7:35 pm • 3 December 2013 • 84,476 notes
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
*Gets up from seat and leaves*
its been a million years and this is still hilarious
I think when Tumblr dies this will be the one post we are known for.
7:29 pm • 3 December 2013 • 1,218,775 notes